-The new “So how long have you been driving with Uber?” is asking “So how’s business been with all the shutdowns?” My Uber passenger rating is not very high.
-The fact that Juice WRLD passed away 9 months ago and still manages to be on New Music Friday every single week is simply astounding.
-I’ve said before that the only music playlist I have is called “Good.” If I like a song, it gets added. Well, it’s gotten filled up a little too much so I’ve had to create another playlist. This one is called …. “Really good.”
-Nothing gets Tommy’s juices flowing like a good movie trailer. The hype music and quick shots give me goosebumps.
-You may have noticed that I referred to myself in the third person in that last thought. I feel like “Tommy” is one of the better names to talk in third person with. Tommy makes himself laugh when he does that.
-A disproportionate number of states end in vowels. According to my calculations, vowels make up just 19% of the alphabet, but 64% of states have a vowel as their last letter. Now that’s what I call a FUN fact.
-I don’t think anyone actually knows the distinction between the words “further” and “farther.”
-When it’s raining and I have an umbrella but I walk past someone who doesn’t, I’ll raise it a little higher so they can be covered for a split second. That’s just the kind of guy I am.
-If you haven’t heard already, I have recently decided to master TikTok. It only took 11 months, but I finally understand these people. I get how their brains work now. Move over Lil Huddy, it’s TommyTok time. (It would be really bad timing if the app now gets shut down by the federal government).
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