Justin Thomas Pissing Off Europe And Officially Becoming Captain America Is Exactly What We Needed At This Ryder Cup

'If I Break My Wrist, It's On Fucking Both Of You' - Brooks Getting Into It With Rules Officials Right Before Hitting A Ridiculous Shot

If Brandon Tanev Ever Asks You If He Can Borrow A Roll Of Clear Tape, Run Immediately

Christian McCaffrey is Hurt, but Olivia Culpo Let Us Know They're Having Sex. So That's Kind of a Win.

USA! USA! USA!!!!