AND TWINS: The Pittsburgh Penguins Are Now Going To Have Twin Telepathy Magic On Their Side By Drafting Both Liam and Markus Ruck

Somebody Better Draft This Stallion Before The NHL Draft Is Over

"Mr. McKenna, We Would Like To Draft You To The Toronto Maple Leafs" - Gavin McKenna Becomes The First Player In NHL History To Start His Career Getting Drafted By Justin Bieber

The Seattle Kraken Might Just Need To Fold After Jason Robertson Reportedly Turned Down A $120 Million Offer To Sign There

Let The Record Show That Bryce Harper, Without A Shred Of Doubt, 100% Did NOT Give The Middle Finger To Dipshit Nationals Fans After Blasting A 9th Inning Homer

RGIII Has Some Impeccable Advice To Young Athletes Out There--Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Kidnap Anybody

You Think Jalen Hurts and DeVonta Smith Care About AJ Brown Getting Traded? Because It Sure Looks Like They're Having The Time Of Their Lives

You Cannot Kill What Is Already Dead: The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Biggest Group Of Vampires In Baseball Right Now

The Brazil vs Scotland World Cup Match Today Is Officially A "Must-Watch" Now That There's A Chance Of An Alien Abduction

Super Senior Year For Everybody: The NCAA Just Turned College Into A 5-Year Plan With Their New 5-in-5 Eligibility Rule

Congratulations To The Chicago Blackhawks, Who Are Now The Proud Owner Of The Dumbest Trade In NHL History

It Actually Happened. The Edmonton Oilers Have Done The Unthinkable And Hired Mike Babcock To Be Their Next Head Coach

"We Should Have Done It For The Gays" -- Minnesota Lynx Head Coach Cheryl Reeve Is Gutted Her Team Couldn't Get The Win on Pride Night

The Week of the Tkachuks Continues To Get Even Better With Keith Tkachuk Getting Inducted Into the Hockey Hall of Fame

Swing For The Fences: Men's League Softball Game In Florida Ends With One Fella Allegedly Smashing Another Fella In The Back Of The Head With A Bat

NHL GMs Better Start Offer Sheeting The Shit Out Of Players In Free Agency This Summer To Take Some Power Back In The League

This Lacrosse Goal Is Going To Be The Nastiest Thing You Watch All Day By A Considerable Margin

It Might Be Time To Worry About The USA Hockey Players Turning The NHL Into The NBA

FLORIDA IS FOR FAMILY: The Panthers Pull Off Major Trade For Brady Tkachuk, And The Brothers Are Finally Together For Good

Nobody Had A Better Stanley Cup Parade Than Nic Deslaurier, Who Signed A 2-Year Extension With The Hurricanes In The Middle Of The Parade

The Toronto Maple Leafs Have Zero Intentions Of A Rebuild, Pull Off An 8-year, $8.5M AAV Sign-And-Trade For Darren Raddysh

Brazil Fans Aren't Taking Any Chances With The "Rocky Curse" In Philly, Bring Security With Them To Make Sure Nobody Puts Brazil Jersey On Rocky Statue

The Edmonton Oilers Are Inching Closer And Closer To Actually Hiring Mike Babcock

"We're Gonna Get Drunk Before The Game, We're Gonna Get Drunk During The Game, And Then We're Gonna Get Drunk After The Game" -- This English Bloke Is Crushing The World Cup In Texas

Nobody Has Ever Had A Bigger Year In Hockey Than Gold Medalist And First Overall Pick Caroline Harvey