UPDATE: JJ Watt Is Claiming He Doesn't Even Have A "Bike"...Which Is Just Another Clue To This Puzzle
A Very Stunned And Possibly High Jason Sudeikis Won A Golden Globe For Best Actor While Wearing A Hoodie
Jonah Hill Put The Body-Shaming Daily Mail On Blast, Standing Up For Himself And Embracing Body-Positivity
Winning $300,000 On A Slot Machine While Waiting For Your Flight Out Of Vegas Is The Single Greatest Win In Gambling History
Hypothetical: Would You Rather Be The 13th Person On The Moon And Come Home, Or The 1st Ever Person On Mars But You Die There?
Sacha Baron Caron Wore A Bulletproof Vest In Several "Borat" Sequel Scenes And Won't Make Another Because It's "Too Dangerous"
The Kid Who Beat Up The OU Football Player Claims He Showed Restraint In The Ass Whooping, And Has Raised Over $40,000 For Legal Fees On GoFundMe
An American Airlines Pilot Saw Aliens While Flying Above New Mexico Yesterday And We Just Ignored It As A Society
Ravens' Edge Rusher Matt Judon Is Threatening To Leak Photos Of ESPN Reporter Jamison Hensley At A Strip Club If He Doesn't Retract A Report About Him
