I Don't Care If It's Zuckerberg, You Have To Call Elbows On Him

Insane elbow violation, TO SAY THE LEAST.

Mama mia, clean it up Zuck. Yeah, I know he's been busy building a trillion dollar company/building a bunker underground in Hawaii so he can survive the nuclear bombs/drinking fetus blood/rigging elections/corrupting your Aunt Sally's brain to the point of no return, but the man still went to college. Sure he didn't get into a Final Club which is why he planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken in the Crimson (allegedly), but he should still know the basics of beer pong. And if he's playing in front of cameras like this (I will not be doing any research on why he's playing beer pong on camera), one of his people HAS to whisper in his ear GWB style to watch his elbow. 

Honestly, this is the problem with the billionaires. They surround themselves with yes-men and then they end up doing dumb shit like this. Every billionaire should bring around a normal person with a brain and street smarts who will stop them from embarrassing themself. 

While we're here, you know what else is weird? College kids just…don't have Facebook. META is a zillion dollar company because of IG and WhatsApp and online advertising and all that stuff, but no college kids in the USA are signing up for a Facebook page these days. It kind makes me sad. I know there is no real need for them to have it, but still! It was a big part of my college experience, as weird as that sounds. Then again, my freshman dorm didn't even have WiFi, we had to plug into ethernet, so I'm just aging myself here. But the point is, Facebook, at one point, was cool. 

The solution? Make a college-only version of it. No old folks. No conspiracy theories. No AI. Just a social network for college kids. Make it look like the old Facebook. 

I swear…just looking at that…man. Those were the days. That was the exact time the internet peaked.