"Take it Back to the North Pole Big Guy" – Indiana Senator Chris Garten Posted Some Lovely AI-Generated Images of Himself Beating The Piss Out of Santa Claus on Christmas Morning

Michael Irvin Intends To "Belt To Ass" An Ohio State Jersey After Miami Wins The Cotton Bowl

Best Of 2025 - Is The New "Labubu" Craze A Social Experiment?

Knee Jerk Reactions to Week 17: Patriots vs Jets

The Buccaneers Will Be Playing Saturday For The Division Despite Having One Win Since Halloween

The Bills Run of Dominance in the AFC East is Over. It Was Fun While it Lasted.

Dumping Them Out: My Official 2026 Bingo Card

The Philip Rivers Colts Lost Again (But He Gave The Refs an All-Time Ass Chewing in The Process)

The Steelers Cared More About Stopping Myles Garrett Than Beating The Browns...And It Cost Them The Game And Potentially The Playoffs

Good Meat: Josh Allen May Have Won The QB Holiday Gifting Season After He Gave A Quarter Of A Cow To All His Linemen For Christmas

Nick Kyrgios Officially Beat World Number 1 Aryna Sabalenka In The "Battle Of The Sexes", Or One Of The Most Boring Tennis Exhibitions Of All Time

Jose Alvarado And Mark Williams Actually Came To Blows In The First True Fight Of The NBA Season

NOT RACIST – The Lions Fan Who Was Punched By D.K. Metcalf Held a Press Conference, Really Wants People To Know How Not Racist He Is

Be Very Afraid: There Is A Sleeping Giant In The NBA, And It Currently Resides In Boston

Sports Staturday - Found A Game With 165% Of A Team's Total Yards On One Play, The AFC Needs To Go To Rehab, And I'm Close To Becoming A Dillon Brooks Fan Account

NBA Ref Bill Kennedy Is The Best Referee On The Planet When It Comes To Explaining The Results Of A Coach's Challenge

Smutler's Digest Volume 9 (Sexy Santa Edition)

Miami Fans Are Talking Reckless For Being An Average Program The Last 20 Years (Including This One)

Best Of 2025 - Johnny Manziel Has Finally Answered The Big Question: Does He Like My Hat?

End of an Era – The Orlando Airport Chili's (The One With The Escalator) is Permanently Closing on December 31st

Delaware Trooper Ty Snook Gave His Life Protecting Others. Let’s Show Up For His Wife And Daughter.

BREAKING: The Jets Caved and Did The Right Thing, Reversed Course, Once Again Allowing Teacher and Life Long Fan Ashley Castanio-Gervasi To Kick In Their $100,000 Half Time Field Goal Challenge

It Has Now Become Abundantly Clear That The Oklahoma City Thunder Have A Gigantic Spurs Problem

JJ Redick Went Full Scorched Earth On The Lakers Players In His Post Game Conference After Their Christmas Day Loss

Real Life Scrooge: Woody Johnson And The Jets Reportedly CANCELLED An Invite To A School-Teacher Lifelong Fan To Kick In Their $100,000 Field Goal Challenge In Honor Of Her Late Father