Davante Adams Says He's One of Two People In The World With A "Taco Bell Purple Card" That Gives Him Unlimited Taco Bell For Life

Davante Adams can afford virtually anything, but says an unlimited Taco Bell card is one of his coolest flexes and he could spend $7,000,000 if he wanted to "There it is. And it's got my name on the back, so if anybody tries to rob me, you'll never be able to use it. It's like a credit card. This purple card is basically like a black card, but it's purple and only can be used at Taco Bell, it is unlimited." "I can go in there and buy, $7 million worth of Taco Bell today if I wanted, and go have a Taco Bell party." "That's probably one of the coolest flexes I have. The black card and all that stuff's cool, but a lot of people have that." "Only two people have the purple card right now."

Unfortunately that is a giant flex. Not the free Taco Bell, that's whatever. If I wanted Taco Bell every day I could do that, but I don't want my asshole to resemble Mount Vesuvius so I don't. But nothing is better than being in an exclusive club. You don't even realize you want to be in the club until you learn it's exclusive, and then it's the only thing you want. I think that's how bars get so popular too. Every stupid bar has the same alcohol, the same shitty music, the same lame dudes who want to fuck the hot girls. They're more or less all the same. But give one a line and now you're like "wait, that must be a good bar". It makes no sense but it makes perfect sense.

So now I want to be in the Taco Bell Club. I didn't know yesterday that I wanted to be in it, but if only 2 people in the world have unlimited tacos, I want unlimited tacos. Just the way the brain is wired, I presume. 

By the way, other person with a Purple Card is Kevin Hart. Here's a free idea for the folks over at the Bell- Super Bowl commercial. One new person every year gets a Purple Card. You buy a taco the day after the Super Bowl, you get entered to win. I just made you a zillion dollars. You're welcome.