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That's My Quarterback!!! Sam Hartman Is The New Bachelor

That's my mofuckin quarterback!!!!!

What a funny thing to wake up to today. Just a preposterous idea that Sam Hartman, the Notre Dame legend turned Jayden Daniels who looks like a Greek God chiseled out of stone needs to go on a reality show to find love. But fuck it, I'll buy in. This guy needs help in the love game!

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Just goes to show it doesn't matter if you're a plumber, in finance, or an NFL dreamboat quarterback, it's hard to find love out there. That's definitely why Hartman is the new Bachelor, to find love in a hopeless world. 

First we're gonna win the Super Bowl, next we're gonna win the Bachelor. Everything coming up Commies!