Do you renounce Satan, and all his works and empty promises?
Maybe not after this week's Twisted History.
This episode is all about Satanism… What it was. What it is. And why certain branches of neo-Satanism might be a good alternative for a fair amount of people reading this.
I also close the show with an extremely random story about The Ovitz Family…
Seven dwarf siblings that were sent to Auschwitz during World War II. They all survived but their road out was filled with torture and humiliation after becoming pet projects for the "Angel of Death," Josef Mengele.
This week's subject is obviously dark, so I will try to break it up with some dwarf jokes right now:
Did you realize that 6 outta 7 dwarves are not happy?
Did you hear the story about the dwarf who was climbing down the prison wall?… He was a little con descending.
Why did the dwarf get slapped by the lady?… He told her "I love the smell of your hair".
What do you call a dwarf pigeon?… A smidgen.
What do you call a chubby Chinese dwarf?… Lo Fat.
I used to date a dwarf woman. I was nuts over her.
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The Deadliest Movie Never Made2
In 2001, I was a gullible idiot.3
Reality Television Is The Final Sign Of The Apocalypse
Hitler's Seven Dwarfs5
That time a mad Russian was trying to impregante women with monkey babies.6
Handicapped People Are Getting Jerked Off In Japan7
Well, well, well… Get a load of this piece of shit.8
Uncle Chaps Is Talking Shit Again9
I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month10
"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"11
I HATE RATS12
TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California13
Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video14
Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef15
Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger16
Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia17
Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being18
Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe19
Diamond Jim Brady Had A Stomach 6x The Size Of A Normal Man20
The Twisted History Holiday Playlist21
The Tragic Story of Elena Mukhina22
Fleshlights, Russian Prisons, and Thanksgiving Leftovers23
Grandpa Fugate blue his whole family on this week's Twisted History of Canada!24
The Twisted History of WWI25
Here Is A List of Japanese Toilet Ghosts