SHIT IS EVERYWHERE!
From the thousands of pounds of human excrement on the streets of San Francisco to the adorable log in Johnny Depp's bed... So this week I asked Chaps to sit in on Twisted History because the subject is simply SHIT.
And much like John Singer Sargent prefers to paint with watercolors, Chaps prefers feces as his milieu.
(This is actually one of four fake blue horse manure piles scattered near the entrances outside the Neue Nationalgalerie Art Museum in Berlin, Germany… Because… You know… Art is a fucking scam.)
In the episode, Saint Anne and I walk everyone through some of the most famous shit stories of all time, from Mozart's alleged coprophilia to Elvis' final turd, before Chaps jumps on and walks us through what it's like to shit in a 120-degree port-a-potty in Fallujah.
Give it a listen, and take a report.
Uncle Chaps Is Talking Shit Again2
I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month3
"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"4
I HATE RATS5
TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California6
Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video7
Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef8
Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger9
Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia10
Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being11
Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe12
Diamond Jim Brady Had A Stomach 6x The Size Of A Normal Man13
The Twisted History Holiday Playlist14
The Tragic Story of Elena Mukhina15
Fleshlights, Russian Prisons, and Thanksgiving Leftovers16
Grandpa Fugate blue his whole family on this week's Twisted History of Canada!17
The Twisted History of WWI18
Here Is A List of Japanese Toilet Ghosts19
Last Week In Twisted History20
You’ll No Longer Wonder Where Joaquin Mustered The Inspiration To Play Such A Sick Fuck21
The Twisted History of Larry Flynt22
But where did they stick it if you were a heretic, gay, and a witch?23
A Dingo Ate My Baby!24
The Twisted History of Saturday Night Live25
People Forget About These Unfortunate Deaths