This week's edition of Twisted History is our 100th episode and it is all about unusual deaths.
- A founding father who died whilst cleaning his dickhole with a piece of whalebone.
- A pope who may have been beaten to death with a hammer after being caught fucking someone's wife.
- A Florida woman who choked on a cock.
- A Pennsylvania woman who cranked up the homemade electric nipple clamps too high.
- Saint Peter was crucified upside-down.
- Simon the Zealot was sawn in half.
- Saint Lawrence was roasted alive.
There are also post-mortem appearances from Michael Hutchence, Mary The Elephant, and David Carradine who, as it turns out, were all very well-hung…
And for the first time, the whole episode was recorded on video which I attached above, and will drop onto YouTube as soon as I find a home for it.
Lotta fucked up shit this week… Enjoy.
Take a report.
And if a video is not your thing (and I am not sure why people would rather watch than simply listen), then you can always find the audio here…
The Deadliest Movie Never Made2
In 2001, I was a gullible idiot.3
Reality Television Is The Final Sign Of The Apocalypse4
Hitler's Seven Dwarfs5
That time a mad Russian was trying to impregante women with monkey babies.6
Handicapped People Are Getting Jerked Off In Japan7
Well, well, well… Get a load of this piece of shit.8
Uncle Chaps Is Talking Shit Again9
I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month10
"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"11
I HATE RATS12
TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California
Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video14
Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef15
Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger16
Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia17
Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being18
Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe19
Diamond Jim Brady Had A Stomach 6x The Size Of A Normal Man20
The Twisted History Holiday Playlist21
The Tragic Story of Elena Mukhina22
Fleshlights, Russian Prisons, and Thanksgiving Leftovers23
Grandpa Fugate blue his whole family on this week's Twisted History of Canada!24
The Twisted History of WWI25
Here Is A List of Japanese Toilet Ghosts