With Father's Day rapidly approaching, this week's Twisted History is all about bastards, and I highlight 2 celebrity bastard dads in particular.
QUICKLY- Arnold made lemonade with the child he had with his longtime housekeeper behind Maria Shriver's back...
… while it took the Mailman decades before he recognized the product of the statutory rape he committed when he was 20 years old.
On top of that, I touch on some of history's most famous bastards, such as Alexander Hamilton, Confucius, and William I (AKA William The Bastard)… And then we touch on Mindy Kalling, Linda Evangelista, Oprah, Larry Bird, and a SHITLOAD of athletes who simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with women that aren't married to.
And, even though I don't think I am particularly handsome, Twisted History is now available as a video also… I attached it above.
Take a report.
Uncle Chaps Is Talking Shit Again2
I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month3
"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"4
I HATE RATS5
TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California6
Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video7
Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef
Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger9
Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia10
Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being11
Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe12
Diamond Jim Brady Had A Stomach 6x The Size Of A Normal Man13
The Twisted History Holiday Playlist14
The Tragic Story of Elena Mukhina15
Fleshlights, Russian Prisons, and Thanksgiving Leftovers16
Grandpa Fugate blue his whole family on this week's Twisted History of Canada!17
The Twisted History of WWI18
Here Is A List of Japanese Toilet Ghosts19
Last Week In Twisted History20
You’ll No Longer Wonder Where Joaquin Mustered The Inspiration To Play Such A Sick Fuck21
The Twisted History of Larry Flynt22
But where did they stick it if you were a heretic, gay, and a witch?23
A Dingo Ate My Baby!24
The Twisted History of Saturday Night Live25
People Forget About These Unfortunate Deaths