Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger
With Father's Day rapidly approaching, this week's Twisted History is all about bastards, and I highlight 2 celebrity bastard dads in particular.
QUICKLY- Arnold made lemonade with the child he had with his longtime housekeeper behind Maria Shriver's back...

… while it took the Mailman decades before he recognized the product of the statutory rape he committed when he was 20 years old.
(Fuck you.)
On top of that, I touch on some of history's most famous bastards, such as Alexander Hamilton, Confucius, and William I (AKA William The Bastard)… And then we touch on Mindy Kalling, Linda Evangelista, Oprah, Larry Bird, and a SHITLOAD of athletes who simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with women that aren't married to.
And, even though I don't think I am particularly handsome, Twisted History is now available as a video also… I attached it above.
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Uncle Chaps Is Talking Shit Again
2I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month
3"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"
4I HATE RATS
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TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California
6Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video
7Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef
Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger
9Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia
10
Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being
11Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe
12
Diamond Jim Brady Had A Stomach 6x The Size Of A Normal Man
13The Twisted History Holiday Playlist
14
The Tragic Story of Elena Mukhina
15Fleshlights, Russian Prisons, and Thanksgiving Leftovers
16Grandpa Fugate blue his whole family on this week's Twisted History of Canada!
17The Twisted History of WWI
18
Here Is A List of Japanese Toilet Ghosts
19Last Week In Twisted History
20You’ll No Longer Wonder Where Joaquin Mustered The Inspiration To Play Such A Sick Fuck
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The Twisted History of Larry Flynt
22But where did they stick it if you were a heretic, gay, and a witch?
23A Dingo Ate My Baby!
24The Twisted History of Saturday Night Live
25People Forget About These Unfortunate Deaths