With Father's Day rapidly approaching, this week's Twisted History is all about bastards, and I highlight 2 celebrity bastard dads in particular.
QUICKLY- Arnold made lemonade with the child he had with his longtime housekeeper behind Maria Shriver's back...
… while it took the Mailman decades before he recognized the product of the statutory rape he committed when he was 20 years old.
On top of that, I touch on some of history's most famous bastards, such as Alexander Hamilton, Confucius, and William I (AKA William The Bastard)… And then we touch on Mindy Kalling, Linda Evangelista, Oprah, Larry Bird, and a SHITLOAD of athletes who simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with women that aren't married to.
And, even though I don't think I am particularly handsome, Twisted History is now available as a video also… I attached it above.
Take a report.
Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef
Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger3
Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia4
Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being5
Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe6
Diamond Jim Brady Had A Stomach 6x The Size Of A Normal Man7
The Twisted History Holiday Playlist8
The Tragic Story of Elena Mukhina9
Fleshlights, Russian Prisons, and Thanksgiving Leftovers10
Grandpa Fugate blue his whole family on this week's Twisted History of Canada!11
The Twisted History of WWI12
Here Is A List of Japanese Toilet Ghosts13
Last Week In Twisted History14
You’ll No Longer Wonder Where Joaquin Mustered The Inspiration To Play Such A Sick Fuck15
The Twisted History of Larry Flynt16
But where did they stick it if you were a heretic, gay, and a witch?17
A Dingo Ate My Baby!18
The Twisted History of Saturday Night Live19
People Forget About These Unfortunate Deaths20
The Twisted History of Rasputin21
Who the fuck was Rasputin?22
Did I Tell You About The Time Notre Dame Fought The KKK?23
"I Didn't Go With Them That Day ..."25
Would You Dress Up As Gene Simmons?