Understandable: Pep Guardiola Was Happy Man City Tied Brighton Yesterday Because '40 Hours Ago We Drank All The Alcohol In Manchester'
Kevin De Bruyne Got Revenge On Thibaut Courtois For Having An Affair With His Girlfriend By Scoring A Sick Champions League Goal Against Him
Erling Haaland's Dad Was Reportedly Booted From His Seat Yesterday For Taunting Real Madrid Fans, Accused Of Throwing Food At Them
Unleashing A Nasty Fart On Your Opponent To Create Space Isn't A Lack Of Respect, It's Just A Genius Move
Locker Room Stuff: Sadio Mane Reportedly Punched Teammate Leroy Sane In The Face After Bayern Lost 3-0 Yesterday
Pep Guardiola Says He'll Always Be A Failure Because His Idol Julia Roberts Visited Manchester United And Not City
Anything For The Team: Someone Stole A 10 Foot Statue Of Erling Haaland Because Fans Were Pissed It Didn't Look Like Him
Famous People Things: Jack Grealish Apparently Spent Over $100,000 On A Vegas VIP Package, Gets Blasted To 'Hang Out With Better People'
This Grandfather With Dementia Going to Man City's Title-Clinching Game Is the Coolest Thing You'll Watch Today
Soccer Tough: Noel Gallagher Got Stitches After Getting Headbutted By A Player's Dad, Returns To Celebrate Man City's Ridiculous EPL Win
Now That Man City Signed Erling Haaland And Ended That Saga, It's Going To Be AWESOME When They Lose In Horrific Fashion Again
Some Sorry Ass Real Madrid Fans Were Locked Out Of The Stadium After Leaving Early, Forced To Watch The Comeback On Their Phone
MAYHEM: Real Madrid Scores Twice In The 90th Minute To Rip Manchester City's Soul Out And Move On To The Champions League Final
Gotta Admit That Pulling Hair And Spitting At People In The Middle Of A Skirmish Is A Bad Look For Soccer Guys
Rivalry Hate Doesn't Sleep: Chelsea And Man City Fans Got Into A Pre-Match Brawl In Spain ... Despite Not Playing Each Other
Man City's Manager Said He Had No Clue How To Stop PSG But Wanted Messi To Play ... Messi Promptly Scores His First Goal
Can Somebody 'Parent-Trap' Liam & Noel Gallagher Into A Room Together At The Champions League Final On Saturday?
Martin Tyler Got to Re-Create His Iconic 'Aguero!' Call as Sergio Scored in His Final Game for Manchester City
Back Again with TroopzI Hate To Say This But Gary Neville Is The Hero The Soccer World Needs Right Now, As He Tears Into The European Super League On TV
