Joe Thornton Is Out Here Making Sure He'll Never Have To Play Against Any More Of His Opponent's Kids Again
Spittin' ChicletsIt's Perfectly Fine To Blow Off Family When Joe Thornton Has A Post-Game Private Jet To Vegas
No Offense To Britney Spears, But Joe Thornton's Cover Of "Baby One More Time" Absolutely Dummies The Original
Will Joe Thornton Break Wayne Gretzky's Assist Record In Just One Season With Auston Matthews? Perhaps We Will Find Out
The NHL Needs To Learn To Respect Their Elders And Just Let The San Jose Sharks Win The Cup Next Year
Spittin' ChicletsJoe Thornton Needs To Show Up To The Next Sharks Game Rocking His Work From Home Fit
Spittin' ChicletsThe San Jose Sharks Might Have To Play At Least 3 Games In An Empty Arena, Which Is Probably Better For The Fans
Spittin' Chiclets"I Wanted A Shot. I've Been Hunting This Thing Down For 22 Years" - Joe Thornton After Getting Left High And Dry Yesterday
Spittin' ChicletsJumbo Joe Deserves To Delete A Zillion Cold Ones Out Of Lord Stanley's Cup. Do The Right Thing Today, San Jose
Spittin' ChicletsJumbo Joe Was Put On This Planet To Play Hockey Forever And That's Exactly What He's Going To Do, Signs Another 1-Year Deal In San Jose