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'I'm Not The Problem' - Inter Miami Has Apparently Banned Messi's Famous Bodyguard From The Sidelines, He Refuses To Stop Doing His Job
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Rumor: Bad Teammate & Coward Cristiano Ronaldo Sat Out Asian Champions League Round Of 16 Game, Allegedly Because He Was Scared if He Entered Iran He Would Be Charged With Adultery And Receive 99 Lashings
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Colombian Fans Wreak Havoc at Copa America Final - July 15th, 2024 - Barstool Rundown
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7/15/24
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Spain's 16 Year-Old Sensation, Lamine Yamal, Being Bathed As An Infant By Messi Set Up His Entire Life
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7/10/24
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Hero: People Are Calling Messi The Toughest Man Alive For Surviving This Brutal Tackle And Saving Inter Miami
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3/8/24
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Ronaldo Continues To Be The Softest, Weakest Dude In All Of Sports - Now Being Investigated For A 'Lewd' Gesture To Fans Chanting Messi At Him
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2/26/24
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Pretty Sure Messi Is Starting To Do Insane Shit During Matches Because He's Bored Playing In The MLS
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2/22/24
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A DISGUSTING Act: Ronaldo Cries At Messi Chants, Loses Match And Rubs Opposing Scarf All Over His Junk Walking To The Locker Room
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2/9/24
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Sad: Ronaldo Is Going To Miss Tomorrow's 'Last Dance' Match vs Messi (No One Say It's Because He's Scared)
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1/31/24
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Brazilian Playboy Model Honors Messi With Her Cover Shoot Because If 'She's Perfect, It Should Be Dedicated To The Best Player In The Universe'
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1/19/24
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Messi And Ronaldo Will Play Each Other One Final Time In February In A Game Being Called "The Last Dance"
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11/21/23
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There's No Point For Messi's Bodyguard Anymore After Peru's Goalie Helped Take Out A Fan On The Field And Launched His Phone To The Moon
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10/18/23
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There's No One Like Messi - Thousands Of Peru Fans Went Bonkers Outside His Hotel Room In Hopes Of Just Seeing The King Of Soccer
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10/17/23
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Messi Buried Some Dude From Paraguay Who Had The Audacity To Spit At Him During Last Night's Match
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10/13/23
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The Fact There's A Debate About People Leaving After Messi Got Subbed Out Proves (Again) There's No Weaker Fan Base Than Miami Sports
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9/21/23
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Ronaldo Declares His Rivalry With Messi Is Over ... Probably Because He Lost, Got Lapped And Continues To Get Embarrassed By Messi
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9/7/23
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Netherlands' Manager Louis van Gaal Decided To Claim The World Cup Was Rigged For Argentina, Forgets Messi Is The Best Player In The World
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9/5/23
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You Gotta Be A Real Idiot To Try And Run On The Field To Touch Messi With His Body Guard Roaming The Sidelines
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9/4/23
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Messi's Son Is The Exact Type Of Enforcer American Soccer Needs, Get Him On The USMNT Roster Right This Second
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9/1/23
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Messi Is Simply The Best Show In American Sports - Delivered Another Ridiculous Play, Had Fat Joe In The Stands Screaming For Him
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8/27/23
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Lionel Messi Has A US Navy Seal/MMA Fighter Follow Him Around The Field During Inter Miami Games
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8/25/23
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Gotta Be Honest - Watching Your Team Play Against Messi Absolutely Sucks And Will Drain Your Soul Of Any Fun You Can Have As A Fan
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8/24/23
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Checking In On Ronaldo: He's Still Crying Like A Baby, Freaking Out At Refs And Brutally Shoving People Out Of Nowhere
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8/22/23
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GOAT: Messi Is Officially The Most Decorated Player In The History Of Soccer, Single-Handedly Saved Leagues Cup And Made It Worth Watching
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8/20/23
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Folks, You're Going To Be Surprised Here - Messi Scored A Ridiculous Goal Again, Continues To Embarrass The Rest Of The MLS
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