Thank You For Your Service: A Bunch Of Celebrities Signed An Open Letter To World Leaders Demanding They Fix COVID-19
The Yankees Have Their 2nd Covid Outbreak Of The Season As Tonight's Game Against The Red Sox Has Been Cancelled
The City Of Chicago Is Hiding $250 Gift Cards All Over The City To Spend At Bars And Restaurants As Chicago Opens Fully
Say It With Me: Peace The FUCK Out COVID - Illinois Is Officially Scheduled To Be 100% Open On June 11th
Ohio's Governor Just Announced A Weekly Raffle Where A Vaccinated Citizen Will Win $1,000,000 Each Wednesday
In News That Totally Won't Freak People Out, The Pentagon Unveils A Microchip That Detects Covid Before You Show Symptoms
VERY IMPORTANT NEWS STORY: Krispy Kreme Is Giving Away A Free Donut Every Day For The Rest Of The Year To People Who Have Gotten The COVID-19 Vaccine
The US Is Scheduled To Get 135MM More Doses Of The Pfizer and Moderna Vaccines Delivered To Them In The Next 5 Weeks
The Knicks Season Is About To Get A Whole Lot Better After Governor Cuomo Said Fans Will Be Allowed To Attend Games Inside New York Arenas In Two Weeks
A Mayor Needed Help Distributing COVID-19 Vaccines Because People Were Waiting For Hours So He Turned To Earth's Greatest Leader: A Chick-Fil-A Manager
Tom Cruise Reportedly Paid For Two Robots To Patrol The Set Of Mission: Impossible 7 For People Violating COVID-19 Protocols
