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What record books is she shattering??? The record books of LIFE, of course!!! Hannah Palmer continues to remain undefeated!!! And you see that "hi ily"?!?! She loves you! Maybe! Nice to see you, too, Hannah! Take care now! Bye bye then! Nice to see Hannah is still living the good life, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Props to Hannah for continuing to fight the good fight! Down with Covid-19! Up with Hannah and the beauty of life! Take care now! Bye bye then!
ANOTHER QUICK BREAK: Tell Fortnight Boy I'm getting all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO HANNAH!!!
Thank you, Hannah! Hooray for Hannah! Hooray!