Tom Cruise Reportedly Paid For Two Robots To Patrol The Set Of Mission: Impossible 7 For People Violating COVID-19 Protocols

Clem1/14/2021 9:10 PM

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Page Six- Tom Cruise has shelled out “huge sums” for two high-tech robots to enforce coronavirus safety protocols on the set of “Mission: Impossible 7” – and also administer spot tests to the crew, according to a report. “Tom is so serious about making sure the shoot isn’t shut down that he’s splashed out on these robots as he can’t be everywhere to ensure people are behaving themselves,” a source on the set told The Sun.

Is there anything Tom Cruise can't do? Dude has been acting for decades without aging a day, does his own stunts, and now he is putting an entire movie on his back in the middle of a goddamn pandemic. Or I should say continues to put an entire movie on his back in the middle of a goddamn pandemic.

We already knew about how he made his frustrations very well known when he went berserk at everyone on set that refused to follow COVID protocols.

However, it's one thing to be scared of getting an earful from a little sprite of a man and maybe lose your paycheck because you forgot to sanitize your hands before entering the set. It's quite another to have this motherfucker point it's machine gun arm in your face ask why your mask isn't over your nose because the star of the film has Fuck You I'm Buying 2 Robots Money.

Just kidding, these robots aren't the Terminator. That would be silly!

“The robots are really sophisticated and rather intimidating. It’s like the Terminator only not as violent,” the source added.

Not as violent as the Terminator. I see what you are doing Tommy boy! Whatever it takes to get the MI franchise to an even seven films. Power moves like this is exactly how you allegedly maybe reportedly end up atop the org chart of an entire religion.

PS - And speaking of more out of this world stuff, we're playing Among Us right now on Twitch!