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CANDICEEEEEEE!!!! Good golly gracious gravy! All the vibes! Give us all the vibes! You don't need to remember Candice Swanepoel in 2021, because she's never left, silly!!! She's always been doing the damn thang and continues to do so, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Keep on fighting that good fight, humanity! Go Candice, go! Go Candice, go! Go Candice, GO!!!
CANDICE BREAK: Please check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he's doing just fine while I get his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO CANDICE!!!
Thank you, Candice! Thank you!