Pep Guardiola Says He'll Always Be A Failure Because His Idol Julia Roberts Visited Manchester United And Not City
Bants Sports OozTottenham may have won but I am still not happy and Rants is calm despite the loss to Arsenal
Ronaldo And Man U 'Mutually Agree' For Him To Leave ... After He Cried, Complained And Became The Most Insufferable Player In The World
Instead Of Ripping Up Ronaldo's Contract Like He Wants, Man U Should Make That Crybaby Asshole Sit On The Bench Every Match
Shocking: A Smug Ass Ronaldo Is Crying About How He Feels 'Betrayed' By Manchester United During An Exclusive Interview
Manchester United Looks Incredibly Soft For Letting Ronaldo Back On The Team After Being A Whiny Asshole
Everything Is Fine: Man U Had To Cancel Today's Pre-Match Team Meeting Because So Many Fans Are Gathering To Protest The Owners
Man U Is Attempting To Save Its Season And Really The Entire History Of The Club By Landing Christian Pulisic
An Impressive Amount Of Hate: It Took Exactly One (1) Single Match For Man U Fans To Try And Organize A Boycott Of Their Stadium
I've Done The Impossible - I Found A Positive For Man U Despite The Fan Protests, Fighting, Ronaldo Drama And, You Know, Losing
Good To See Man U's New Manager Call Out Ronaldo For Being A Giant Baby By Leaving The Stadium After Being Subbed Off
A 'Fake' Report And New Rumor To Madrid - Another Day And People Still Have No Idea What The Hell Is Going On With Ronaldo
Man U Fans Leaked A Secret Recording Of The Team's CEO After He Met Them At A Pub When He Heard They Were Going To Protest Outside His House
BBC TV Anchor Gave The Most Heartfelt Apology Blaming 'A Trainee' For Making Fun Of Manchester United On Their News Ticker
Tampering! A Norwegian Model Is On Instagram Trying To Save Manchester United And Convince Erling Haaland To Join The Club
Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Bring The 14-Year Old Boy He Allegedly Assaulted To A Game As A Sign Of 'Fair-Play' In The Most Half-Assed Apology You'll See
Nothing To See Here: Real Madrid Just Calling Out UEFA For Lying About A 'Software Error' That Caused A Redraw For The Champions League
