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Man U Is Attempting To Save Its Season And Really The Entire History Of The Club By Landing Christian Pulisic

[Source] - Manchester United are considering taking USMNT captain Christian Pulisic on loan from their Premier League rivals Chelsea, The Athletic can reveal.

Newcastle United, Juventus and Atletico Madrid have all made approaches for the player who cost Chelsea £58million ($70m) when he signed from Borussia Dortmund in 2019.

Pulisic, 23, has been frustrated with his lack of starts under Thomas Tuchel and wants to play more minutes ahead of the 2022 World Cup in Qatar this winter.

This is it. This is how Man U can stop being a disgrace to all of Premier League football (soccer). Sure some would say you get rid of the Glazers. Sure some might say they are the worst owners in all of sports. But clearly it's the fact they don't have this guy. 

He's called a winner. That's the sort of guy you need on your roster. Now I hate it. I don't want him to go to Man U. I'd love for him to go anywhere else really. Actually whatever will give him the most minutes because we need him in the perfect amount of shape for the World Cup. 

This is the turnaround point though. If they land Pulisic, Man U saves everything they built up. This how big bad Man U comes back. I mean what's the worst that can happen? Man U loses ... again? They stay in last place in the Premier League? They keep having locker room fights and everything else? Oh no. Can't imagine that version of Man U! 

But since Man U turned into the Lakers this is basically the Buddy Hield trade that didn't happen last offseason. Instead they'll sign some aging vet that doesn't fit in. Can't wait.