Goalie

'This Is My Pinky Game' - JJ Watt Promised Burnley's Goalie He'd Unretire, Play For The Bengals If They Don't Concede For The Rest Of The Season. It's Been 13 Straight Games Of Shutouts

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2/25/25

Play To The Whistle: Dude From Chile Steals The Ball And Scores As Bolivia's Goalie Ruptures His Achilles, Starts A Brouhaha Over 'Fair Play'

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9/11/24

Yellow Cards For Celebrating, Shaking His Ass, Fans Wanting To Fight Him - Emi Martinez Is Still The Greatest Showman In All Of Sports

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4/18/24

Gotta Support The Team: Injured Goalie Is Accused Of Using A Laser Pointer While Sitting In A Suite To Try And Blind The Opposing Keeper

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4/16/24

A Sad Day: Blog Favorite Diletta Leotta Announces She's Engaged, Proving Once Again Backup Goalies Have The Best Job In All Of Sports

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2/1/24

Love The Dedication From This Mexican League Goalie Who Hid Under A Tarp After Getting Ejected So He Could Watch His Team Blow The Finals

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12/18/23

There's No Point For Messi's Bodyguard Anymore After Peru's Goalie Helped Take Out A Fan On The Field And Launched His Phone To The Moon

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10/18/23

Never Question Icons: Inter Miami Terminated Nick Marsman's Contract, Weeks After Saying He Didn't 'Think The Club Was Ready For The Arrival Of Messi'

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8/8/23

Minnesota United Goalie Telling Shaqiri He 'Doesn't Have The Balls To Score' On Him Before A PK Is A Bold Strategy (HINT: It Went Terribly)

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7/28/23

This High Definition Old-Timey Hockey Footage Is Both Awesome And A Good Reminder Of How Hilarious Goalies Used To Be

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7/13/23

We Got Ourselves A Good Old Fashioned Soccer Fight Full With Slaps And Kicks During The Southeast Asia Gold Medal Game

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5/17/23

Mishel Gerzig Delivered A Masterclass On How To Prepare To Watch A Real Madrid Champions League Semifinal Match

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5/9/23

Ryan Reynolds And Rob McElhenney Correctly Bully And Mock Opposing Goalie For Being A Soft Ass Who Flops Everywhere

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4/16/23

Play On: Albanian Soccer Fans Throw A Bunch Of 'Explosives' At Guy Taking A PK ... Shockingly Works

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3/30/23

Loris Karius Is Making A Case There's No Better Job In The World Than A Backup Goalie

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2/14/23

You Can't Be More Pathetic Than Atletico Madrid - Team Sent A Letter To Thibaut Courtois Demanding He Apologizes Or They'll Remove His Plaque

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1/12/23

Soccer Player Drills A Damn Backflip Penalty Kick, Goalie Should Be Forced To Retire On The Spot

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10/5/22

History: A Goalie In England Becomes The First Person In 150 Years To Get A Red Card For Peeing In A Bush During The Match

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9/6/22

Those Losers At Chelsea Didn't Completely Screw Up The Transfer Window Thanks To Spain's Former Miss Universe Winner

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9/2/22

Whoops! A Goalie In Brazil Thanks His Girlfriend During A Post-Match Interview, Except He, Uh, Says A Different Girl's Name

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8/24/22

Even If You Hate Soccer You Have To Respect This Cocky Asshole's Crazy PK

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8/21/22

That Dancing Goalie That Sent Australia To The World Cup Is The King Of Mental Warfare After Also Sabotaging Peru's Goalie

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6/14/22

This Dude Is The Most Selfish And Worst Teammate In All Of Sports

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4/28/22

The Most Disheartening Thing As A Sports Fan Is Watching A Legend You Grew Up With Get His Ass Kicked By Father Time

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4/27/22

Brazilian Soccer Fan Storms The Field After Match Ends, Attempts To Teach His Team's Goalie How To Defend After Giving Up 2 Goals

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4/25/22

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Goalie

'This Is My Pinky Game' - JJ Watt Promised Burnley's Goalie He'd Unretire, Play For The Bengals If They Don't Concede For The Rest Of The Season. It's Been 13 Straight Games Of Shutouts

Play To The Whistle: Dude From Chile Steals The Ball And Scores As Bolivia's Goalie Ruptures His Achilles, Starts A Brouhaha Over 'Fair Play'

Yellow Cards For Celebrating, Shaking His Ass, Fans Wanting To Fight Him - Emi Martinez Is Still The Greatest Showman In All Of Sports

Gotta Support The Team: Injured Goalie Is Accused Of Using A Laser Pointer While Sitting In A Suite To Try And Blind The Opposing Keeper

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A Sad Day: Blog Favorite Diletta Leotta Announces She's Engaged, Proving Once Again Backup Goalies Have The Best Job In All Of Sports

Love The Dedication From This Mexican League Goalie Who Hid Under A Tarp After Getting Ejected So He Could Watch His Team Blow The Finals

There's No Point For Messi's Bodyguard Anymore After Peru's Goalie Helped Take Out A Fan On The Field And Launched His Phone To The Moon

Never Question Icons: Inter Miami Terminated Nick Marsman's Contract, Weeks After Saying He Didn't 'Think The Club Was Ready For The Arrival Of Messi'

Minnesota United Goalie Telling Shaqiri He 'Doesn't Have The Balls To Score' On Him Before A PK Is A Bold Strategy (HINT: It Went Terribly)

This High Definition Old-Timey Hockey Footage Is Both Awesome And A Good Reminder Of How Hilarious Goalies Used To Be

We Got Ourselves A Good Old Fashioned Soccer Fight Full With Slaps And Kicks During The Southeast Asia Gold Medal Game

Mishel Gerzig Delivered A Masterclass On How To Prepare To Watch A Real Madrid Champions League Semifinal Match

Ryan Reynolds And Rob McElhenney Correctly Bully And Mock Opposing Goalie For Being A Soft Ass Who Flops Everywhere

Play On: Albanian Soccer Fans Throw A Bunch Of 'Explosives' At Guy Taking A PK ... Shockingly Works

Loris Karius Is Making A Case There's No Better Job In The World Than A Backup Goalie

You Can't Be More Pathetic Than Atletico Madrid - Team Sent A Letter To Thibaut Courtois Demanding He Apologizes Or They'll Remove His Plaque

Soccer Player Drills A Damn Backflip Penalty Kick, Goalie Should Be Forced To Retire On The Spot

History: A Goalie In England Becomes The First Person In 150 Years To Get A Red Card For Peeing In A Bush During The Match

Those Losers At Chelsea Didn't Completely Screw Up The Transfer Window Thanks To Spain's Former Miss Universe Winner

Whoops! A Goalie In Brazil Thanks His Girlfriend During A Post-Match Interview, Except He, Uh, Says A Different Girl's Name

Even If You Hate Soccer You Have To Respect This Cocky Asshole's Crazy PK

That Dancing Goalie That Sent Australia To The World Cup Is The King Of Mental Warfare After Also Sabotaging Peru's Goalie

This Dude Is The Most Selfish And Worst Teammate In All Of Sports

The Most Disheartening Thing As A Sports Fan Is Watching A Legend You Grew Up With Get His Ass Kicked By Father Time

Brazilian Soccer Fan Storms The Field After Match Ends, Attempts To Teach His Team's Goalie How To Defend After Giving Up 2 Goals

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