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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Embracing A Close Shave On Father&#39;s Day</title><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .ym{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener('applicationDidBecomeActive', () => {
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 })</script></head><body class="union__content">Being the oldest (and de-facto wisest) person in the now-abandoned Barstool HQ, I took it upon myself to drop some parental knowledge on 3 of the firm's newest dads - 1) Super Bowl winner Willie Colon<video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="tenor-2.gif" title="tenor-2.gif"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/a1f2de46.gif?format=mp4" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/a1f2de46.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video>2) Low self-esteem having Coley Mick<video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="tenor-1.gif" title="tenor-1.gif"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/35fce584.gif?format=mp4" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/35fce584.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video>and 3) Easily distracted Big Cat<video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="tenor.gif" title="tenor.gif"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/8a320ff1.gif?format=mp4" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/8a320ff1.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video>Looking at the dumb expressions on all 3 of their faces throughout my presentation leads me to believe that they were bagging very little of what I was raking, but if their kids all wind up being the derelicts that some of the nastier people in the comment section think they will be, at least I can say I tried.Happy Fathers Day to all, and go to <a href="http://philips.com/norelcobarstool" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">philips.com/norelcobarstool</a> to see their full line of multi-groom products that make perfect gifts for any new dad.Take a report.-Large</body></html>

Being the oldest (and de-facto wisest) person in the now-abandoned Barstool HQ, I took it upon myself to drop some parental knowledge on 3 of the firm's newest dads - 1) Super Bowl winner Willie Colon<video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="tenor-2.gif" title="tenor-2.gif"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/a1f2de46.gif?format=mp4" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/a1f2de46.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video>2) Low self-esteem having Coley Mick<video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="tenor-1.gif" title="tenor-1.gif"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/35fce584.gif?format=mp4" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/35fce584.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video>and 3) Easily distracted Big Cat<video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="tenor.gif" title="tenor.gif"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/8a320ff1.gif?format=mp4" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2020/06/10/8a320ff1.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video>Looking at the dumb expressions on all 3 of their faces throughout my presentation leads me to believe that they were bagging very little of what I was raking, but if their kids all wind up being the derelicts that some of the nastier people in the comment section think they will be, at least I can say I tried.Happy Fathers Day to all, and go to <a href="http://philips.com/norelcobarstool" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">philips.com/norelcobarstool</a> to see their full line of multi-groom products that make perfect gifts for any new dad.Take a report.-Large

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