Posted this last Christmas on the now-defunct Barstool Gold page that was universally loved by everyone who enjoys paying for content, and now fat drunks who never coughed up the dough for GOLD are asking for the recipe again this year, so here it is... FOR FREE!!!!!
I will give you the measurements, but I implore you to still watch the video, only so you don't fuck it up and curdle the cream.
LARGE'S CHOCOLATE MILK FOR DRUNKS
1 cup Heavy Cream
14 ounce can Sweetened Condensed Milk
1 tsp Vanilla Extract
1/2 tsp Almond Extract
1 tsp Instant Coffee
3 tblsp Chocolate Syrup
2 cups Irish Whiskey (a little more or a little less depending on your taste)
Serve chilled over ice, or add to your coffee.
I find simply doubling the recipe doesn't work well (plus it requires a HUGE blender), so I make multiple small batches.
And it'll last in the fridge as long as the expiration date on the cream that you used.
Merry Christmas... Happy Birthday to me... And take a report.