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Joel Embiid Becomes The First Player In NBA History To Record A Triple-Double While Housing Jolly Ranchers On The Court

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1/3/24
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Joel Embiid Becomes The First Player In NBA History To Record A Triple-Double While Housing Jolly Ranchers On The Court

Joel Embiid Is Officially And Finally The NBA MVP

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5/2/23
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Joel Embiid Is Officially And Finally The NBA MVP

They Should Cancel The Emmys Next Year And Send All Of The Awards To 'The Last Of Us'

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3/7/23
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They Should Cancel The Emmys Next Year And Send All Of The Awards To 'The Last Of Us'

It's A Shame Al Horford Ruined Joel Embiid's MVP Chances Because 45 and 14 While Beating The Defending Champ Bucks Is Pretty Damn MVP

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2/18/22
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It's A Shame Al Horford Ruined Joel Embiid's MVP Chances Because 45 and 14 While Beating The Defending Champ Bucks Is Pretty Damn MVP

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Joel Hans Embiid Is A God And We Are Simply Mere Mortals In His Presence

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1/20/22
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Joel Hans Embiid Is A God And We Are Simply Mere Mortals In His Presence

Joel Dahmen, The 64th-Ranked Golfer In The World, Has A Club In His Bag That He Got Off eBay For $44

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1/7/21
Joel Dahmen, The 64th-Ranked Golfer In The World, Has A Club In His Bag That He Got Off eBay For $44

George Costanza Posted A Video Of Himself Singing "New York State Of Mind" & I Am Sobbing As I Type This

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4/15/20
George Costanza Posted A Video Of Himself Singing "New York State Of Mind" & I Am Sobbing As I Type This

I Hereby Challenge Whoever Vandalized Billy Joel's Motorcycles To Rough N' Rowdy

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1/29/20
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I Hereby Challenge Whoever Vandalized Billy Joel's Motorcycles To Rough N' Rowdy

Holy Shit... Coach Q Is Going To Florida? UPDATE: IT'S OFFICIAL

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4/7/19
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Holy Shit... Coach Q Is Going To Florida? UPDATE: IT'S OFFICIAL

Joel Embiid Won't Marry A Girl Who Has Been With Another NBA Player Because He Doesn't Want To Get Told On The Court, 'Hey, I Fucked Your Wife'

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10/22/18
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Joel Embiid Won't Marry A Girl Who Has Been With Another NBA Player Because He Doesn't Want To Get Told On The Court, 'Hey, I Fucked Your Wife'

Joel Embiid Learned How To Shoot By YouTubing "WHITE PEOPLE SHOOTING 3 POINTERS"

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8/31/18
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Joel Embiid Learned How To Shoot By YouTubing "WHITE PEOPLE SHOOTING 3 POINTERS"

I Do Not Condone Joel Embiid Playing Pick Up Basketball With Random Vacationing Schlubs

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5/22/18
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I Do Not Condone Joel Embiid Playing Pick Up Basketball With Random Vacationing Schlubs

BREAKING: No Longer Embiid's Face - The Phantom Of The Process Is Probable For Tonight's Game 3

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4/19/18
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BREAKING: No Longer Embiid's Face - The Phantom Of The Process Is Probable For Tonight's Game 3

Joel Embiid's Black Playoff Mask Is The Route Of All Things Holy

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4/12/18
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Joel Embiid's Black Playoff Mask Is The Route Of All Things Holy

Joel Embiid's Stash He Got After Face Surgery Is Officially Confirmed To Be Delightful

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4/1/18
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Joel Embiid's Stash He Got After Face Surgery Is Officially Confirmed To Be Delightful

ALL HAIL THIS JOEL EMBIID HAIRCUT

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3/20/18
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ALL HAIL THIS JOEL EMBIID HAIRCUT

Joel Embiid Is Starting His First Of The Next 22 All-Star Games

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1/18/18
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Joel Embiid Is Starting His First Of The Next 22 All-Star Games

Joel Embiid Was An Outright Monster In A Historic Performance Vs. The Lakers

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11/16/17
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Joel Embiid Was An Outright Monster In A Historic Performance Vs. The Lakers

Joel Embiid Didn't Buy Anything For Himself After $148 Million Extension - "All I Really Need Is Video Games And A Big Ass TV"

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11/2/17
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Joel Embiid Didn't Buy Anything For Himself After $148 Million Extension - "All I Really Need Is Video Games And A Big Ass TV"

Joel Embiid Prepares For Tonight's Season Opener By Casually Dropping 4,000 3-Pointers In A Row

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10/18/17
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Joel Embiid Prepares For Tonight's Season Opener By Casually Dropping 4,000 3-Pointers In A Row

Joel Embiid Instinctively Says To The Media His Minute Restriction Is 'Fucking Bullshit'

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10/17/17
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Joel Embiid Instinctively Says To The Media His Minute Restriction Is 'Fucking Bullshit'

Joel Embiid Makes 2017 Debut On The Court And Proves Even Further He Is No Mere Mortal

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10/12/17
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Joel Embiid Makes 2017 Debut On The Court And Proves Even Further He Is No Mere Mortal

Sixers Give Joel Embiid 5-Year Max Contract Extension Worth $148+ Million #TrustTheProcess

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10/9/17
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Sixers Give Joel Embiid 5-Year Max Contract Extension Worth $148+ Million #TrustTheProcess

IT'S HAPPENING: Joel Embiid Is Cleared To Play 5-On-5 Full Court AKA Actual Basketball

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10/5/17
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IT'S HAPPENING: Joel Embiid Is Cleared To Play 5-On-5 Full Court AKA Actual Basketball

Joel Embiid Running Through The Night In The Center City Streets Is A WILD Move UPDATE: He Was Playing Tennis, Too

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10/3/17
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Joel Embiid Running Through The Night In The Center City Streets Is A WILD Move UPDATE: He Was Playing Tennis, Too