Joel Embiid's Stash He Got After Face Surgery Is Officially Confirmed To Be Delightful

Joel Embiid is recovering from orbital bone surgery after Markelle Fultz’s “injured” shoulder shattered his face. What better way to do so than take a load off, pop a few of those prescribed beauties, and watch his #1 seeded Jayhawks play in the Final Four? Well, Kansas ran into a buzzsaw from the Main Line, so Joel had no choice but to be high and express himself on Twitter. For those of you who don’t know, Emdiid doesn’t even drink. He consumes Shirley Temples by the gallon – EXTRA GRENADINE, but doesn’t dabble with altering his state of mind. Joel Embiid in the proper state of mind is a worldwide treasure. Him (safely) hopped up is something the universe may not be ready to observe.

Poppin some and getting out of it enough to shoot his shot with Rihanna in front of millions. Again. I’ll have what he’s having…amiright? Stay safe, JoJo. And cue it up.