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Joel Embiid's Black Playoff Mask Is The Route Of All Things Holy

(T-minus immediately when we receive a mashup of JoJo and this song, and rightfully so)

The Flyers got SPANKED. The Phillies are (somehow) above .500 after a hard fought 4-3 extra innings W to bring out the brooms vs the Reds. And the Sixers are riding a 16 (16!!!!!) game winning streak into the playoffs. Still, all Philly sports, no, life now must go through The Phantom Of The Process. Much like his career before he stepped foot on the court, Joes Embiid in a black mask is already iconic even though he hasn’t played a single minute yet. Part of me wants him to pull a Rip Hamilton/Snookie and never take the thing off. If they somehow, someway run the table, I don’t think he can. Much as Nate At Night before its untimely demise: Nate was the mask, the mask is Nate. The mask and Joel embiid shall become one.

The Phantom Of The Process. Soon.

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Sixers home vs. Miami on Saturday. 8pm tip off. CUE IT.