Joel Hans Embiid Is A God And We Are Simply Mere Mortals In His Presence

50 and 11...in ONLY 27 MINUTES ON 23 SHOTS!!! Two separate quarters with 20 or more points. Shit, if he played all 48 Joel might have hit triple digits. Just a display of pure, flawless excellence that at times looks easy. It's amazing. And it's not only tonight. Joel Hans Embiid has been on that MVP shit for a stretch now. He's averaging 27.3 and 10.5 total this season, but has scored 31 points or more in 11 of the last 12 games with the Sixers going 10-2 during that run. The only thing holding Embiid back from MVP last season was games played and he's going out there every night DOMINATING for 30+ minutes a night. Load management is for the mortals. The man is a Deity, and we are simply witnesses to his greatness. 

For real tho it may be wise to sprinkle some on it now at +1000 on the Barstool Sportsbook HERE before she becomes even money... 

Now do me a favor and CUE IT!!!