Before His Match The Greatest Jiu-Jitsu Fighter Ever Called His Shot By Placing The Submission Technique He'd Use In A Mystery Box... And Then He Did It
Hot Rod Starts Touchin On His Penis While Running Naked After Taking A Little Hot Tub Soak- His Reason Makes Total Sense For Anyone With A Functioning Brain
People Are Using AI To Conduct Their Own Therapy And That Seems Like An Idea Fit For Morons And I Prove Why...Kinda
The Red Clay Strays Will Make You Wiggle Your Hips Like Forrest Gump Did When He Met Elvis In Greensbow, Alabama!
Does This Look Like The Face of a Woman Who Pissed Herself On A Park Bench And Spent 12 Days In Jail After Pantsing Her Husband In The Town Square?
Monster Hits Only: A Flock of Sheep That Ate TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS of Weed And Had An Obviously Great Time
Federal Crypt Keeper Judge Forced To Step Down Because She's Gotta Be Damn Near Illiterate At The Age of Ninety-Fuckin-Six
Shitty Woman Rescued After Being A Complete Nasty Ass And Trying To Retrieve Her Apple Watch From An Outhouse
Susan Boyle Dropped Her New Song "Anal Queen" On Spotify And People Are Horned Up About It (Rightfully So)
The Heavyweight Champion of the World Tyson Fury Reveals How Horny He Is And The Results Are Shocking (Jerks Off Seven Times A Day And More)
Musk Finally Does Something Right On Twitter And Makes It Easier and More Private To Be Hazardously Horny On The App
Koala Bear Wants A Dumb Bitch To Mind Her Own Damn Business When He's Chillin On The Road While Riddled With Chlamydia
Orangutan LAUNCHES A Possum After The Dastardly Marsupial Tries To Become A Squatter In His Tree House
You're A Pussy If You're Scared of Aliens After Seeing That Bitch Ass Alien Laying In A Casket Like A Dead Loser
K-Mart Customer Angry Because KMart Was Offering Period-Blood Stained Pants For A Mere 3 Dollars: Ungrateful? Many Are Saying Yes
Zach Bryan Arrested In Oklahoma On Obstruction of An Investigation Charge And Has One of the Sexiest Mugshots You'll Ever See
Climate Protester Glues His Feet To The Ground... In The Upper Deck... At the US Open And They Shouldn't Have Stopped The Match for It
Jelly Roll Tells Some Fans That If They Dont Stop Actin The Fool He Would Jump Down There And Slap The Fuck Outta Somebody
The Fats Are Being Treated On The Lowest Level of a Hospital Because The Building May Collapse Under The Immense Weight of the Aforementioned Fats
My Official Statement On A Plane Being Diverted Due To A Passenger's Unrelenting Diarrhea That Was Tossed About A Plane's Cabin Like Confetti After A Super Bowl Victory
