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The Smash Hit "I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again" Is The Song of the Summer

Scrolling on ole Tiktok I came across this song. I haven't just seen it once or twice. I've seen it several times and each time, I stop, listen, and appreciate the majesty of song. You see, I love a song with a great beat, sound, and also a fun little melody. That's exactly what this is. The lyrics are incredible and the sentiment is even better. 

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

[Verse 1]
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Oh god

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

[Verse 2]
My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back

[Chorus]
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

If you think that's all these folks have, you are sorely mistaken. 

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It's been a long, long time since there was a musical comedy album that made me laugh out loud. This new album accomplishes that in a big way. Every time I'm in my backyard grilling up some burgers this summer, I'll be singing about gluing my balls to my butthole again. 

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