Seattle Kraken

Way To Go, Soupy! Jessica Campbell Makes NHL History As Seattle Assistant Will Become First Woman Coach In League History

Gold Medal Winner Will Smith And Winter Classic Hero Joey Daccord Join The Latest Spittin’ Chiclets

Nobody Has Ever Hated Making An All-Star Team More Than Oliver Bjorkstrand, Who Now Has To Cancel His Vacation To San Diego

Paul Bissonnette Adds One More Fight Win To His Career Stats, Rocks The Shit Out Of Kraken Mascot Buoy At Winter Classic

Game Notes Countdown To The NHL - #16 Seattle Kraken

Seattle Kraken's Alex Wennberg Was The Target Of A Bunch Of Egregiously Horny BookTok Users Who Want Him To "Krack Their Back"

Awful Beat For Stars Puck Line Bettors As The Kraken Score With Mere Seconds Left In Game 7

3 Goals In 52 Seconds, Pavelski's Texas Hattie And A Seattle OT Win: Kraken-Stars Game 1 Was Fucking Awesome

The First Round Of The 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs Has Ruled So Aggressively Hard

NHL Expansion Teams Are Getting Too Damn Good, Too Damn Quickly

Shane Wright Will Break Wayne Gretzky's Goal Record If He Plays Against Montreal 894 More Times

The Seattle Kraken's New Mascot, Buoy, Might Be The Ugliest Of All-Time

Shane Wright Dropped A Lethal Death Stare At The Montreal Canadiens Draft Table After Falling To The #4 Pick Last Night

Marshawn Lynch Was Born To Be A Zamboni Driver

Nic Deslauriers And Jamie Oleksiak Were Chucking An Unlimited Artillery Of Bombs Last Night

Ryan Donato Wore The Late Colby Cave's Tie To Last Night's Game Then Led The Kraken To Victory With Emily Cave In Attendance

Here's An Awesome Story About A Seattle Kraken Fan Saving The Life Of A Vancouver Canucks Equipment Manager And How Both Teams Came Together To Thank Her

"How The Fuck Did You Get That Deal" - Brandon Tanev Who Desperately Wants To Get On That Jeff Skinner Payment Plan

NHL Players Who Disagree With This Ref's Calls Need To Be Prepared To Get F-Bombed Into Bolivian

Brandon Tanev Took Most Of His Teens Off From Hockey And Still Made The NHL

The Broad Street Bullies Are Officially Back, And The Rest Of The NHL Should Proceed With Caution

It Only Took Seattle Kraken Fans Two Games to Start Throwing Haymakers in the Stands

Counterpoint: The Vegas Knights Pregame Show Was Dumb As Shit

Whoever Runs The Pregame Light Show For The Vegas Golden Knights Should Count Against The Team's Salary Cap

If Brandon Tanev Ever Asks You If He Can Borrow A Roll Of Clear Tape, Run Immediately