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Paul Bissonnette Adds One More Fight Win To His Career Stats, Rocks The Shit Out Of Kraken Mascot Buoy At Winter Classic

Biz is the Wayne Gretzky of getting into altercations with NHL mascots. We could live another 500 years and nobody will ever be able to break his record for amount of mascots he's found himself in a physical battle with. A few years ago he infamously got into it with Gritty in an incident which was apparently filmed by Ben Mintz. 

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Most recently, he's found himself entrenched in a heated rivalry with Buoy, the Seattle Kraken's mascot. The rivalry has gotten so intense that Biz has had to take legal action to file a restraining order against Buoy. 

I mean it's hard to blame him. The blue hair, the janky teeth, the eye shadow. Buoy doesn't look like anyone you'd want to let within 500 yards of yourself and 1000 yards of your kids. Absolute creep. But before Biz had a chance to serve Buoy with the restraining order, things took a violent turn. 

Credit where credit is due, Biz dummied the shit out of Buoy here. That disgusting freak started a fight he couldn't finish, and he paid the price for it. You never want to find yourself in this position, especially not on nationally broadcasted live television. 

Also, it's hilarious to remember that there's an actual human inside that costume somewhere. That poor son of a bitch got DECKED. That was like vintage Scott Stevens. Elbow up, shoulder through the face, total carnage. Meanwhile there's some random dude named Brent fighting to even breathe inside of that costume. Maybe don't drop the gloves if you're not actually willing to put up a fight next time. 

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Sidenote: Buoy may have gotten his shit rocked on the TNT stage, but the Kraken did all the pumping on the ice. 

@JordieBarstool