Dumbest Soccer Player In The World Got His MLS Contract Terminated For Playing In An Amateur League Under A Fake Name And Punching Someone In The Face
You Gotta Be A Real Idiot To Try And Run On The Field To Touch Messi With His Body Guard Roaming The Sidelines
Messi Is Simply The Best Show In American Sports - Delivered Another Ridiculous Play, Had Fat Joe In The Stands Screaming For Him
Gotta Be Honest - Watching Your Team Play Against Messi Absolutely Sucks And Will Drain Your Soul Of Any Fun You Can Have As A Fan
GOAT: Messi Is Officially The Most Decorated Player In The History Of Soccer, Single-Handedly Saved Leagues Cup And Made It Worth Watching
Folks, You're Going To Be Surprised Here - Messi Scored A Ridiculous Goal Again, Continues To Embarrass The Rest Of The MLS
It's Called Soccer: Messi Speaks No Lies And Claims The US Men's National Team Has Become A Major Force In The World Cup
Anyone Complaining About Messi 'Cheating' On This Goal Is A Buffoon Who Should Never Be Allowed To Watch Him Play Soccer Again
Never Question Icons: Inter Miami Terminated Nick Marsman's Contract, Weeks After Saying He Didn't 'Think The Club Was Ready For The Arrival Of Messi'
COME TO AMERICA: The MLS Has Reportedly Explored A 'Unique' Deal To Try And Convince Mbappe To Play Here Instead Of Real Madrid
If Messi Is Going To Score At Will Like The MLS Is A Beer League, He Should At Least Have To Booze Up Before Games
Messi Keeps Putting On Such A Damn Show That Rick Ross Is Showing Up To Inter Miami Games And Talking About An American Soccer Movement
Minnesota United Goalie Telling Shaqiri He 'Doesn't Have The Balls To Score' On Him Before A PK Is A Bold Strategy (HINT: It Went Terribly)
Worth It: David Beckham Claims He Goes To Work At 7:30 Every Day Just To Remind Himself It's Real That Messi Is Playing For Inter Miami
Turns Out Soccer Fans Are Actually Horrible Sports Fans As They All Leave Stadium In Droves After Messi Got Subbed Out
Gonna Be Bold Here And Claim Messi Is Far Too Good For MLS Players After Scoring 2 Goals In The First 21 Minutes
THERE WAS NEVER A DOUBT - Of Course Messi Gets The Game-Winning Goal On A Ridiculous Free Kick In The 94th Minute
Ronaldo's Jealousy Of Messi Couldn't Be More Obvious With These Pathetic Claims (And Lies) About The Saudi League
All The Clips And Quotes From Messi's Wild Inter Miami Introduction Proves How Much He'll Change The MLS Forever
Welcome Home: Inter Miami Fans Booed The Everliving Shit Out Of Gregg Berhalter During Messi's Introduction To The MLS
