I have to admit that I expected more of a fight in this heavyweight matchup of fruit candies. We can debate if Skittles deserved to make this a triple threat match, but in my eyes Starburst and Sour Patch candies are the champ and the number 1 contender at any given time. Plus I didn’t see any new Skittles flavors on the Wal-Mart shelf, so they had to sit this one out.
Anyway, I guess we should have expected that Sour Patch would take home the W in this fight. Starburst came to the sour side of the candy tracks without some of its #CoreFour flavors and got chokeslammed through a table by the child of Sour Patch Watermelon. Would Starburst return the favor if Sour Patch Kids ever made a candy without that glorious sour dust on top? Potentially. The ball is now in their court, as is the Snackin’ Off Sour Candy title belt.