So after a few Snackin’ Offs where we actually got some thumbs up, KFC and I were back on our bullshit by resembling that evil motherfucker Commodus from Gladiator.
To be honest, I don’t enjoy giving a thumbs down. In fact, I hate it. I’m an optimistic guy. Whether it’s convincing myself the Mets won’t suck again or the Knicks will actually sign a premiere free agent, I try to look at the bright side of life. Kevin I cannot speak for, but lets just say he probably enjoys the darkness with Frank The Bane (who will definitely be making his Snackin’ Off debut one of these days).
But once those M&M’s came out with different colors, I knew we were in trouble. Once coffee nut wasn’t a type of nut but instead coffee, nut, I was scared. And once the M&M’s didn’t taste like yummy coffee desserts but instead legit coffee beans, I knew we were fucked. Not even a strawberry M&M could save us. In fact, it just made things worse. Like throwing napalm on a raging fire. Just typing this is making me sick and causing my thumbs to point in a downward direction. Clean it up and figure it out M&M’s.
And while we are here talking about coffee, drinking iced coffee 10000000000000000000000% makes you a coffee drinker.
Snackin' Off — Dunkin' Donuts Vanilla Latte Pop Tarts2
Snackin’ Off — Entenmann's Black & White Donuts3
Snackin' Off — Hershey's Gold Featuring Frank The Tank4
Snackin' Off — Snickerdoodle Cheez Balls5
Snackin' Off — Pringles Thanksgiving Dinner6
Snackin' Off — Mystery Oreos7
Snackin’ Off — Halloween Candy Draft8
Snackin' Off — Lay's Crispy Taco Potato Chips (Now With Working Video)9
Snackin’ Off — Lay's Kettle Cooked Everything Bagel With Cream Cheese10
Snackin' Off — Herr's Buffalo Blue Cheese Curls And Chip Fingers "Finger Condoms"11
Snackin’ Off — New Improved Taste Coke Zero12
Snackin’ Off – Wise Korean BBQ Potato Chips Vs. Cape Cod Mediterranean Potato Chips
Snackin' Off – Coffee Nut M&Ms And Strawberry Nut M&Ms14
Snackin’ Off – Pistachio Kit Kat & Strawberry Creme Kit Kat15
Snackin' Off – Starburst Sour Gummies And Sour Patch Strawberries16
Snackin’ Off – Hershey's Cookie Layer Crunch Bars17
Snackin' Off Drinks Edition – Pepsi Fire And Gatorade Flow Citrus Crash18
Snackin’ Off – Orange Crush Pop Tarts19
Snackin' Off – Wise Grilled Cheeseburger Potato Chips20
Snackin' Off – Firework Oreos And Jelly Donut Oreos21
Snackin' Off — Oreo Cadbury Eggs And Peeps Oreos22
Snackin' Off Episode 1 – Teddy Grahams Soft Bakes