The first episode (watch above) of Barstool vs. America dropped last night...
...and we got our first TEAM CHALLENGE: The Maze.
I keep telling people this… so I will just say it again: the guy who builds challenges for 'The Challenge', 'Amazing Race', 'America Ninja Warrior', etc. built all of our challenges. They are no joke. They're massive in scale, grueling, and just fucking awesome.
No offense to the maze, by the way, but this was easily the lamest of the five challenges. It only gets crazier!
Going up in the scissor lift, our challenge director talked to me about the likes of big-time hosts such as T.J. Lavin and how they never need to rehearse and nail everything right off the bat. That made me pretty fucking nervous! I am no Lavin, Probst, or Keoghan, but I was decently satisfied with my first performance as a challenge host.
Hopefully, I only improved following Dallas.
Anyway, how about fucking Glenny Balls being the only one stuck in the maze!? It didn't matter, but he just didn't have it from the get-go. Had he figured it out earlier, the challenge would have been over far earlier for the yellow team.
What sort of got lost in the edit was the fact that the blue team actually thought they completed the puzzle at one point, before realizing they were missing a piece.
Which is why Dana punched the damn thing…
Now time for my NVP (Nooners Valuable Player) Award for the first episode…
EPISODE 1 NVP: Spider
He went for it right out of the gates.
Spider went after me. He went after his teammates. He went after his opponents. He went after the production crew. He had only one speed and gear all episode, and that holds true for the whole series.
Tonight's episode and challenges are awesome, see you again at 7|6c!
Barstool vs. America
How Not To Act When The Rabbit Gets The Gun2
Nobody Has Made More Shocking Errors On A Reality Show In Such A Short Time Than Dana B.3
Barstool vs. America Finale: $40,000, a Beach House and Bitter Heartbreak4
Being Horny As Hell Has Been The Best Strategy On Barstool vs America5
This Challenge Is Top-Tier Reality Competition Television, You Can't Convince Me Otherwise6
Barstool vs. America: Blood, Sweat, and Tears in the Windy City7
Emergency Press Conference: I Lied About My Relationship With A Coworker8
I Told Dana To Piss Himself Before An Insanely Physical Challenge, So He Did Just That9
Barstool vs. America: Challenges and Drama Get Slippery in Music City10
This Could Be The Hardest I've Ever Laughed In My Life (Vomit Warning)11
Dana "I Don't Want To Be The Bad Guy" Beers Is The Bad Guy12
Newest Heated Barstool Rivalry From Wild Beach Challenge: Dana B Vs. Spider13
Barstool vs. America: Chaos on Panama City Beach14
Addressing The Rumors About My Relationship With A Coworker
Only One Person Got Lost In The Barstool Vs. America Maze: GLENNY BALLS!16
The Barstool vs. America Series Premiere is Here17
Barstool's New Wild & Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition Is Almost Here (FULL TRA...18
First Look At Barstool's New, Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition