The clip above says it all without saying it. I might have stretched the truth a bit in my recap blogs for episodes 1-2 of Barstool vs. America, but the truth all came out at the beginning of Episode 3.
The Blue & Yellow teams went out to the bars in Panama City Beach after our challenge, and after a night of drinking I was worried about Kelly Keegs getting back to the Blue PCB house from the bars, so I made sure she got home safe. Unfortunately, the producers of Barstool vs. America have never simped for someone and penalized me for staying the night at the Blue Air B&B.
The penalty for not sleeping in the right place came into effect during the Nashville team challenge, so the blue team started with a 3-0 lead for the Basketball Slime Stair Challenge. Perfect. Love it. This only brought the yellow team closer together.
Things that are less than perfect and I don't love - Dana Beers delivering me a strong sliding kick to the dick.
The 3 point penalty assessed for sleeping over never ended up becoming a factor in the slime basketball challenge, and Blue easily took home another massive W. I couldn't deliver the win for yellow, but by running up and down those stairs maybe 100 times more than everyone else I tried to prove that I'm willing to put it all out there for my team and I can compete with anyone in this competition.
This competition has not been good to Vibbs the first two episodes, but even after a loss, things are looking up … the one human being in this game I do not want to compete against has now joined my team after getting cut from Blue, and the yellow band of misfits has become united in solidarity on their way to Chicago for Episode 4.
Barstool vs. America
How Not To Act When The Rabbit Gets The Gun2
Nobody Has Made More Shocking Errors On A Reality Show In Such A Short Time Than Dana B.3
Barstool vs. America Finale: $40,000, a Beach House and Bitter Heartbreak4
Being Horny As Hell Has Been The Best Strategy On Barstool vs America5
This Challenge Is Top-Tier Reality Competition Television, You Can't Convince Me Otherwise6
Barstool vs. America: Blood, Sweat, and Tears in the Windy City
Emergency Press Conference: I Lied About My Relationship With A Coworker8
I Told Dana To Piss Himself Before An Insanely Physical Challenge, So He Did Just That9
Barstool vs. America: Challenges and Drama Get Slippery in Music City10
This Could Be The Hardest I've Ever Laughed In My Life (Vomit Warning)11
Dana "I Don't Want To Be The Bad Guy" Beers Is The Bad Guy12
Newest Heated Barstool Rivalry From Wild Beach Challenge: Dana B Vs. Spider13
Barstool vs. America: Chaos on Panama City Beach14
Addressing The Rumors About My Relationship With A Coworker15
Only One Person Got Lost In The Barstool Vs. America Maze: GLENNY BALLS!16
The Barstool vs. America Series Premiere is Here17
Barstool's New Wild & Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition Is Almost Here (FULL TRA...18
First Look At Barstool's New, Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition