The second episode (watch below) of Barstool vs. America dropped last night...
...and we got our second TEAM CHALLENGE: Beach Ball Pit.
This challenge looked simple, but the sun was just exploding off of the white sand, and the plastic balls were scalding hot… this was a grueling challenge. Not to mention the fucking wind…
But the biggest obstacle in this challenge was Spider, in the way of Dana and the blue team. Before the challenge began, Spider learned every fucking rule and took it to his advantage…
…even with a spill out of the gates…
…but he made up for it after taking a late 3-2 lead after falling down 0-2 early. I actually thought this wild catch of a frisbee from Glenny Balls was going to be "the moment" of the challenge…
However, in the end, it was Dana B. with the last laugh and his now-famous "suck my dick" moment.
Because of that, he gets the NVP (Nooners Valuable Player)…
EPISODE 2 NVP: Dana B.
EPISODE 1 NVP: Spider
The honorable mention? The sun.
Put some fucking sunscreen on, bro.
Barstool vs. America
How Not To Act When The Rabbit Gets The Gun2
Nobody Has Made More Shocking Errors On A Reality Show In Such A Short Time Than Dana B.3
Barstool vs. America Finale: $40,000, a Beach House and Bitter Heartbreak4
Being Horny As Hell Has Been The Best Strategy On Barstool vs America5
This Challenge Is Top-Tier Reality Competition Television, You Can't Convince Me Otherwise6
Barstool vs. America: Blood, Sweat, and Tears in the Windy City7
Emergency Press Conference: I Lied About My Relationship With A Coworker8
I Told Dana To Piss Himself Before An Insanely Physical Challenge, So He Did Just That9
Barstool vs. America: Challenges and Drama Get Slippery in Music City10
This Could Be The Hardest I've Ever Laughed In My Life (Vomit Warning)11
Dana "I Don't Want To Be The Bad Guy" Beers Is The Bad Guy
Newest Heated Barstool Rivalry From Wild Beach Challenge: Dana B Vs. Spider13
Barstool vs. America: Chaos on Panama City Beach14
Addressing The Rumors About My Relationship With A Coworker15
Only One Person Got Lost In The Barstool Vs. America Maze: GLENNY BALLS!16
The Barstool vs. America Series Premiere is Here17
Barstool's New Wild & Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition Is Almost Here (FULL TRA...18
First Look At Barstool's New, Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition