Episode 2 in a nutshell - Glenny ate a pound of gator, Spider is a completely unhinged competitor, Dana B cuts me from our winning Blue team, Kelly Keegs and I stay friends.
After swimming around a ball pit, trudging for frisbee's so Dana Beers could brick 500 shots only to get cut from the winning team stung a little extra when you factor in Dana didn't have to send me over to the Yellow Team. Bringing someone over from the Yellow Team would have eliminated Dana needing to be "the bad guy", but he wanted to keep together the Blue Big 3 of Dana, Marty, and Pat.
Dana booting me from Blue Team gave the Yellow Captain, Spider, the opportunity to do a solid and send a fellow yellow over to the winning blue team. Spider chose to send Kelly Keegs to the blue team to celebrate with the victors in the Air BnB while yellow slept in a PCB parking lot on the RV.
As a friend, I was happy for Keegs. Does this look like the face of a man who was disappointed and down bad because Kelly was immediately pried off the team and out of his hands before he got to spend time with her? Not a chance.
Now it's time for RV Vibbs to recoup and devise a strategy for Nashville episode 3 tonight …
If you don't feel like watching 40 min episodes and the written word is more your pace, Surviving Barstool Champ Tommy Smokes has been recapping each episode of Barstool vs America. Take a look at the show through the eyes of a reality show expert Episode 1: Spider Respect Tour / Episode 2: Illuminati Horse Heads
Barstool vs. America
How Not To Act When The Rabbit Gets The Gun2
Nobody Has Made More Shocking Errors On A Reality Show In Such A Short Time Than Dana B.3
Barstool vs. America Finale: $40,000, a Beach House and Bitter Heartbreak4
Being Horny As Hell Has Been The Best Strategy On Barstool vs America5
This Challenge Is Top-Tier Reality Competition Television, You Can't Convince Me Otherwise6
Barstool vs. America: Blood, Sweat, and Tears in the Windy City7
Emergency Press Conference: I Lied About My Relationship With A Coworker8
I Told Dana To Piss Himself Before An Insanely Physical Challenge, So He Did Just That9
Barstool vs. America: Challenges and Drama Get Slippery in Music City10
This Could Be The Hardest I've Ever Laughed In My Life (Vomit Warning)
Dana "I Don't Want To Be The Bad Guy" Beers Is The Bad Guy12
Newest Heated Barstool Rivalry From Wild Beach Challenge: Dana B Vs. Spider13
Barstool vs. America: Chaos on Panama City Beach14
Addressing The Rumors About My Relationship With A Coworker15
Only One Person Got Lost In The Barstool Vs. America Maze: GLENNY BALLS!16
The Barstool vs. America Series Premiere is Here17
Barstool's New Wild & Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition Is Almost Here (FULL TRA...18
First Look At Barstool's New, Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition