The third episode (watch below) of Barstool vs. America dropped last night...
...and we got our third TEAM CHALLENGE: Slippery Stairs.
But before it all started, Dana pissed his fucking pants.
People were shocked he did this. Not me, not I… not this fella. I knew he was going to do it, but Dana just brings it for reality television. It also had no impact on his ability to run up the slippery stairs…
…even with the whole challenge being covered in real Nickelodeon Slime. The company that built our challenges gets the actual slime from the chemist that makes the same substance for Nickelodeon. Talk about fucking nostalgia, I got to be Mark Summers for a half hour!
The challenge as a whole was a fucking blast to watch unfold in person. They tackled it far better than I expected, but everyone hit the deck multiple times, and boy was it funny.
Dana did almost also puke, resulting in this moment…
The best person on the course, though, was easily Vibbs…
The dude was up and down the stairs so many fucking times, it just didn't really work for them because Kayce couldn't sink enough shots. There was just a slew of awesome GIFs to come from this challenge…
But it was Marty who eventually had the best GIF…
It is tough to have a cooler moment than that right there. Because of that, he gets the NVP (Nooners Valuable Player)…
EPISODE 3 NVP: Marty Mush
EPISODE 2 NVP: Dana B.
EPISODE 1 NVP: Spider
With the third episode in the books, we look to the penultimate episode…
…it all airs TONIGHT at 7|6c.
Barstool vs. America
How Not To Act When The Rabbit Gets The Gun2
Nobody Has Made More Shocking Errors On A Reality Show In Such A Short Time Than Dana B.3
Barstool vs. America Finale: $40,000, a Beach House and Bitter Heartbreak4
Being Horny As Hell Has Been The Best Strategy On Barstool vs America5
This Challenge Is Top-Tier Reality Competition Television, You Can't Convince Me Otherwise6
Barstool vs. America: Blood, Sweat, and Tears in the Windy City7
Emergency Press Conference: I Lied About My Relationship With A Coworker
I Told Dana To Piss Himself Before An Insanely Physical Challenge, So He Did Just That9
Barstool vs. America: Challenges and Drama Get Slippery in Music City10
This Could Be The Hardest I've Ever Laughed In My Life (Vomit Warning)11
Dana "I Don't Want To Be The Bad Guy" Beers Is The Bad Guy12
Newest Heated Barstool Rivalry From Wild Beach Challenge: Dana B Vs. Spider13
Barstool vs. America: Chaos on Panama City Beach14
Addressing The Rumors About My Relationship With A Coworker15
Only One Person Got Lost In The Barstool Vs. America Maze: GLENNY BALLS!16
The Barstool vs. America Series Premiere is Here17
Barstool's New Wild & Massive Challenge-Based Reality Competition Is Almost Here (FULL TRA...18
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