I Told Dana To Piss Himself Before An Insanely Physical Challenge, So He Did Just That

The third episode (watch below) of Barstool vs. America dropped last night...

...and we got our third TEAM CHALLENGE: Slippery Stairs.

But before it all started, Dana pissed his fucking pants.

People were shocked he did this. Not me, not I… not this fella. I knew he was going to do it, but Dana just brings it for reality television. It also had no impact on his ability to run up the slippery stairs…

…even with the whole challenge being covered in real Nickelodeon Slime. The company that built our challenges gets the actual slime from the chemist that makes the same substance for Nickelodeon. Talk about fucking nostalgia, I got to be Mark Summers for a half hour!

The challenge as a whole was a fucking blast to watch unfold in person. They tackled it far better than I expected, but everyone hit the deck multiple times, and boy was it funny.

Dana did almost also puke, resulting in this moment…

The best person on the course, though, was easily Vibbs…

The dude was up and down the stairs so many fucking times, it just didn't really work for them because Kayce couldn't sink enough shots. There was just a slew of awesome GIFs to come from this challenge…

But it was Marty who eventually had the best GIF…

It is tough to have a cooler moment than that right there. Because of that, he gets the NVP (Nooners Valuable Player)…

EPISODE 3 NVP: Marty Mush
EPISODE 2 NVP: Dana B.
EPISODE 1 NVP: Spider

With the third episode in the books, we look to the penultimate episode…

…it all airs TONIGHT at 7|6c.

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