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The Dumbest And Worst Thing To Happen To College Sports Would Be This Report About The NCAA Tournament Cutting Out Mid-Majors Coming True
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Fuck It, I've Convinced Myself Anthony Davis Is Going To Be A Knick With The Pelicans Now Wanting To Trade Him Before The Draft
Mike Francesa Reports On Air That Zack Wheeler Had A Torn UCL, Only To Realize He Was Reading Last Year's Report
