Masturbating

Detroit Man Arrested For Jerking Off In A Movie Theater During Kristen Stewart's New Movie

Airline Passenger Gets Arrested for Masturbating on the Flight. At Least Four Times.

Apparently There's a Guy Calling Librarians and Masturbating While They Read a Specific Supreme Court Case

Terrible News, You Can (Almost) Masturbate Yourself To Death

What has America cum to?

We’re Gonna Beat Coronavirus Off Once And For All

Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire Was Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating While Watching Porn In His SUV In A Public Parking Lot

Good News! You Can Masturbate Along With Game 1 Of The World Series By Synching Your Sex Toy, Thanks to Adult Website CamSoda

Study Reveals Why People Masturbate: Let's Breakdown The Report

If You Couldn't Afford Surgery To Remove One Of Your Ribs So You Could Suck Your Own Dick, You Could Always Suck On This Brand New Marylin Manson Dildo Instead!

Does This Look Like the Face of a Woman Who Masturbated on a Cop's Arm?

Should You Be Forced To Drive The Speed Limit If You're Covered In Vaseline, Wearing Only A Thong?

An Ode To AIM – The Podfathers

OJ Simpson Jerks Off In Front Of Guard After Finding Out He's Up For Parole

Who's Better At Masturbating, Men Or Women?

Power Play By This PA Cop To Admit He Jerks Off In His Car But Only To Stay Awake

Browsing The Web At The Free WiFi Kiosks In Manhattan Is Now Forbidden Because So Many Homeless People Were Masturbating At Them

Why Is The McChicken Trending On Twitter? Because There Is Video Of A Guy Fucking One Of Course

Hospital Employee Found Dead After He Has A Heart Attack While Jerking Off And Watching Porn

My City's In Ruins

Teen Gets Shot After Breaking Into His House, Immediately Starts Masturbating