OJ Simpson Jerks Off In Front Of Guard After Finding Out He's Up For Parole

Source –   OJ Simpson could be denied parole after he was caught pleasuring himself in his cell –  strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S. – a prison source has told Dailymail.com.

OJ is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,’ said the source. ‘He was caught by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds in late June.’  

When OJ, now 70, goes in front of the Nevada Department of Corrections Parole Board on Thursday, he still won’t have faced a disciplinary hearing for the masturbation charge, which, says the source, could pose a problem for him.

While it’s not the most serious charge to be written up for in prison, it’s serious enough that any potential parole date maybe be delayed or his parole denied all together.

No one wants to be in prison more than OJ. The guy felt so guilty for being acquitted of the first two murders he went and committed two more. Not actually, it was a kidnapping and a robbery, but still. His little hold up earned him thirty-three years in the big house. Nine years later, he’s up for parole and reacts exactly how we’d expect:

It’s called self-imposed justice. The system isn’t punishing him so he’s punishing himself. You can’t say it wasn’t on purpose either, prisoners know guards’ schedules better than the guards do. Besides, anyone who actually wants to JJO isn’t going to put them self in a position to get caught. Even if they do, the guards should turn the other cheek. It’ll make their jobs easier. I’m sure empty-balled inmates are much more manageable than  backed up ones. Sorry, that was gross.

We just need to stop letting OJ out of prison. Make him happy and give him life. This was clearly the last act of a desperate man. He’s proven himself a repeat offender. Once he gets out it’s only a matter of time before he’s back in.