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Browsing The Web At The Free WiFi Kiosks In Manhattan Is Now Forbidden Because So Many Homeless People Were Masturbating At Them

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PIX11- Those gleaming Wi-Fi towers dotting the sidewalks of New York City won’t be offering web browsing for the foreseeable future, according to those who run LinkNYC. The decision comes “in response to some users monopolizing the Link kiosks,” officials who run the program said. It also comes amid yet another report that homeless individuals, usually men, are setting up shop at the kiosks and watching porn on the sidewalk.

Web browsing will not be available at the Wi-Fi kiosks, which also serve as charging stations, until LinkNYC can work “with the City and community to explore potential solutions, like time limits,” officials said.

While web browsing is temporarily suspended, other features of the LinkNYC kiosks – like free Wi-Fi, free phone calls, maps, device charging, and the ability to dial 311 or 911 – will still be available.

This is some Grade A bullshit. I mean don’t get me wrong, homeless people beating off at the WiFi kiosks in completely vile and I’m starting to get sick just thinking about it. But if the powers that be were too stupid to realize it even though anyone with a brain could have told them this is exactly what would happen. You cannot allow a man free admission to the All You Can Eat porn buffet known as the World Wide Web one day and then just close the doors on him the next. That’s cruel and unusual punishment. Pandora’s Box has been opened. The homeless person’s cum toothpaste cannot be put back in the tube.

Why there was even a device for people to browse the web is beyond me. Internet + free device = Homeless dudes beating off on the street corner. Simple equation, folks. If you have enough money for a phone, you have enough money to pay for data and be as far away as possible from the internet hotspot attracting hordes of horny homeless people. Whoever runs against deBlasio should use this as Exhibit A, B, and C of why he is unfit to be mayor of this city.