Does This Look Like the Face of a Woman Who Masturbated on a Cop's Arm?
Source - [A] Florida woman is accused of pleasuring herself on a cop’s arm. Nicole Shankster, 34, was booked late last Tuesday on disorderly intoxication in a public place and battery on a law enforcement officer, according to Pinellas County jail records.
Cops said Shankster acted out that day. And by acted out we mean masturbated. A female police officer said she tried to stop her, but the suspect “did intentionally sexually satisfy herself on my left arm and lick my right arm while I was restraining her from masturbating while in police custody.” …
Normally, this would just be a first-degree misdemeanor, but this is being treated as a third-degree felony since the alleged victim is a cop. Shankster faces up to five years in prison for that.
If you’ve read my posts before you know that, like all of us at The Stool, I’m a big supporter of law enforcement. They’re not all perfect. There are a few bad cops. I rightfully acknowledge that. But the vast majority of them make a career out of running into danger in order to keep the rest of us can be safe. And yet every time a cop messes up, the world second-guesses the hell out of them.
On that note, not to Monday morning quarterback this policewoman, but she was in the wrong on this one. If a crazy drunken Florida lady is fingerblasting herself in lockup, don’t get in the way. Protect yourself at all costs. Step away from the cell. Get a safe distance away in case you’ve got a squirter. Just let her finish. Live to fight another day. I just don’t want my peace officers taking unnecessary risks. Do what you must to stop dangerous criminals, but watch out for yourselves. Above all else, make it home to your families at the end of your shift. And God only knows what kind of toxic waste you could pick up from Nicole Shankster’s rancid snooch.
I’m not saying the policewoman should be disciplined. Reprimanded maybe. Sent for some extra training, perhaps. She just needs to show better judgment because officer safety should be her top priority, not stopping skanks from diddling themselves in the drunk tank. A dead hero is no good to the citizens of Pinellas County. Lesson learned, I hope.