"What The Fuck?": Nobody Was More Surprised Beckette Sennecke Was Taken 3rd Overall In The NHL Draft Than Beckette Sennecke Himself
BREAKING: Trevor Zegras Is Now Going To Have To Piss By Himself After Anaheim Ducks Trade Away His Best Friend
The Philadelphia Flyers Have Traded American Hero Cutter Gauthier After He Told The Team He Doesn't Want To Play In Philly
The Anaheim Ducks Still Haven't Won A Single Game In Regulation This Year And Desperately Need Gordon Bombay More Than Ever
Spittin' ChicletsBiz Thinks P.K. Subban Gets In The Hall Of Fame And Grinnelli Thinks He Makes More Money Working On TV Than Hockey
Mason McTavish (Not A Goalie) Locks Up The 'Save Of The Year' On The Way To Winning World Juniors Gold Medal For Canada
Anaheim Ducks Deploy Emergency Goalie Who Sells Life Insurance For a Living - Makes 2 Saves While Staving Off A Panic Attack
Trevor Zegras Put On The Greatest Magic Show Vegas Has Ever Seen At The NHL Skills Competition Last Night
"I Just Don't Want Us To Lose What The National Hockey League Is About" -- John Tortorella, Who Can't Keep Letting Trevor Zegras Get Away With This
