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Trevor Zegras Needs To Be Grounded For Stealing Another Player's Stick In The Middle Of A Game

That's it, young man. No phone or video games for the next two weeks. Go up to your room right now. And you know what? I'm checking your grades every week for the rest of the month. If you're not up to a 'B' in social studies, then the next stick you're getting is going to be the cheapest one we can find in the pro shop. 

This Zegras cat. I'll tell you what. The kid is a menace. And what makes it even worse is do you think Trevor Zegras is even remotely sorry for stealing Joel Kiviranta's stick? Not a goddamn chance. He's only sorry because he got caught. 

"I'm gonna steal this guy's stick". So simple. So dumb. Hilarious. There's not a doubt in my mind that at some point during his youth hockey days, Trevor Zegras stole a stick at a tournament out of the stick rack outside the the locker rooms. Either showed up to his next practice with a new Vapor XXX which was a few inches too tall for him, or he had a pretty lucrative Ebay account. Either way, you can't even trust this kid to not steal your twig while you are holding it in your own hands. I can only imagine how sticky his hands were when sticks were out in the open and nobody was there to watch. 

Just an all-time penalty in the National Hockey League. Has to be the first. 

@JordieBarstool