A Mayor Needed Help Distributing COVID-19 Vaccines Because People Were Waiting For Hours So He Turned To Earth's Greatest Leader: A Chick-Fil-A Manager
Charles Barkley Says Pro Athletes Should Jump the Covid Vaccine Line, Because They Pay a Lot in Taxes
Great News: New Jersey Is Allowing Smokers To Get The Vaccine First Because They're More Likely To Get Sick From COVID
Government Take Note: "Jabs For Joints" Is How You Motivate People To Get Vaccinated, Offer Them Weed
Remember the Time Mr. Kraft Provided 1.7 Million Masks in the Middle of a Crisis and the Boston Globe Criticized Him for It? That was Peak 2020.
The Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine Getting Wheeled Into A Hospital As A Bunch Of Different Sports Songs Play In The Background Is Old Fashioned Good Internetting
Hard FactorHard Factor 12/15: First US Vaccine's Administered, Santa Gives An Entire Elderly Home COVID, Every Company Moves To Texas
The FDA Has Authorized Pfizer's COVID-19 Vaccine For Emergency Use, Which Means Millions Of Americans Can Start Getting Vaccines Within Days
Chicago Is About To Have 100,000 Doses Of The COVID Vaccine On Tap For Health Care Workers, With The Elderly On Deck And The General Public In The Hole
Hard FactorHard Factor 12/9: WTF Wednesday - Politicians Duped By Chinese Spy, Two Mystery Illnesses, Double Fools in Schools, and the "Galactic Federation"
BREAKING: William Shakespeare Becomes The Second Person And First Man To Receive The Approved Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine In The UK
BREAKING: 90-Year-Old Margaret Keenan Becomes The First Person To Receive The Approved Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine In The UK #BlogDontSleep
Barstool ChicagoTicketmaster Announces Look Into Future Of Concerts After Vaccine Announcement And... We Had A Good Run Guys
YEAH, SCIENCE!!! A COVID-19 Vaccine Tested In The U.S. Has Boosted Immunity With Mild Side Effects And Appears To Be Ready For Final Testing
Novak Djokovic Says He'd Be Against Taking a Coronavirus Vaccine And Doesn't Want To Be Forced To Take One To Travel
