Cornell College Has A 5'1 Running Back On Its Roster, Proving It's The Not Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog
The NCAA Lacrosse Final Four Is Set, And 3 Teams Have All Earned Themselves An Opportunity To Get Destroyed By Maryland
Cornell Is Using "Stealth" Operation To Replace Student's American Burger Meat With Communist Veggies
Spittin' ChicletsThe College Lacrosse Offseason Is Already Off To A Hot Start With TD Ierlan Requesting To Transfer Out Of Albany
Cornell Frat Hit With 2 Year Ban After Holding A "Pig Roast" Sex Party Where You Get Points For Having Sex With Heavy Women
Jim Boeheim's Son Scores His First Career College Basket For Cornell Right In Jim's Eyeball On The First Play of the Game
Cornell's Oldest A Cappella Group "The Cayuga Waiters" Officially Disbanded After Investigation Reveals They Made New Members Sit Naked In Ice Baths And Rub Icy Hot On Their Balls...Classic A Cappella Stuff
