Scientists

Drama in Antarctica: There is a Group of Scientists Trapped on a Remote Base, "Living in Fear" With a Crew Member Who Has Allegedly Assaulted One Colleague and Threatened to Kill Another

We're All Doomed: Nerds Have Developed Technology To Read People's Minds With Alarming Accuracy

A Bunch Of Idiot Scientists Declared That Beer Goggles Are Not Real And Alcohol Does Not Make People Appear More Attractive

Dudes Rock: Scientists Are Working On Creating A Bionic Penis To Fix Broken Dicks Around The World

The Founder of Neuralink Says We Have the Technology to Build a Jurassic Park

Does Hydra Just Employ The Worst Scientists Of All Time Or What?

Whiny Atomic Clock Scientists Want To Shorten Time Because The Earth Is Moving Too Fast

Pythons Might Become A New Menu Item In Florida As Soon As Scientists Give The OK

Scientists Run Over A Beetle With A Car And Then Brag About It

Its The Year 2020 And Scientists Say They've Discovered A New Organ In Humans

Scientists Are Fucking Idiots, Bro

Monthly Reminder Why Scientists Get Paid The Big Bucks. "Study Finds The More You Walk, The Less Likely You'll Die" (Bonus George Carlin)

The Doomsday Clock Is Set "100 Seconds To Midnight" Just To Remind You That You And Everyone You Love Will Die

Scientists Say That Everything About Being An Elite Athlete Comes Down To Poop

Scientists Say They Might Have Solved the Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster. And it's a Fricking Eel

There's Still A Bunch Of Poop On The Moon And Scientists Really Want To Get Their Hands On It

The Scientist Who Consulted For Every Jurassic Park Movie Thinks That Science Is 5 Years Away From Bringing Back Dinosaurs!*

There's An AI Machine That Is So Good At Writing, The Scientists Who Created It Are Too Scared To Release It To The World

Scientists Think They Can 'Turn Off' Nightmares, But I Would Like Them To Do It With Dreams

Scientists are Growing Humanoid Brains and Putting Them Into Robots. This Will Not End Well.

The Scientist Who Has Consulted For Every Jurassic Park Movie Thinks That Science Is Five Years Away From Bringing Back Dinosaurs

Talking Space: Science Finds Supermassive Black Hole That's Super Far Away And Shouldn't Be Able To Exist (but it does!)

Scientists Have Created Self-Healing Skin For Robots As Humanity Deals Itself Another L

A Bunch Of Dumb Nerd Scientists Say That Dinosaurs Likely Didn't Roar, But May Have Honked Like A Goose

Scientists Say That The Five-Second Rule Is A Myth